Kid Droppings: The Battle for the Pink Tree

Turbo took a bath. When the water drained, this is what was left.

A multi-species army battling for the very survival of the pink Christmas tree.

Clearly, control of the pink Christmas tree has national security implications. Why else would so much plastic be risked to protect it? They even have snipers on snowboards.

The enemy is strong. They have a stegosaurus. Only by mobilizing the triceratops forces can we hope to prevail.

And prevail we must. With so much glitter on the line, failure is not an option.

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Rebecca is a movie critic and TV critic. She watches TV and movies so you don't have to. A member of the Washington DC Area Film Critics Association and the Television Critics Association, she writes for Comcast.net, SixSeeds.tv, and a variety of other outlets. Her other job is caring for three school-aged children and one wonderful husband.